BigE
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Prophesy:
There will arise in the East an invincible horde that will destroy all kingdoms in its path. It will head for the Castle of Arachnid in the far western region. The warriors on hearing of its approach abandoned the Castle leaving only the old, lame, and halt to endure the attack. The citizens that were left in an attempt to distract the invaders; drove their cattle in front of the castle dressed in red. This was in vain because they had forgotten that it was the month of January, the traditional season of abstaining from the eating fatty meats. The kingdom was utterly destroyed. The prophesy went on further to say that King Christopher the Brave and his henchmen were chased throughout Mushatopia. They finally will be hunted down by the next moon. They will be brought back for public execution, for all the known world to see.
- Notreramus