Advice to Larry Sanders and others

vcubanana said:
All Rams of the Past, Present, and Future,

Continue to eat bananas, they are potassium enriched and will keep you from cramping up. No one loves charlie horses.

Creepily trying to reach you on the Nation,

vcubanana

P.S. Just Win!

:lol: You just made this thread worthwhile. Thank you banana.
 
Advice from the wise and insightful YBR

Don't be a fool, always wrap your tool. Sex is like a box of chocalates, you never know what STDs you may get. You don't want to be burning the next day.

Carry on with this very ODD thread.
 
Dear Larry,


If you are reading this please find something more productive to do with your free time.

ohhh....and don't believe anything you read on the internet.



Truly Yours,

RIH
 
Don't people usually give advice based on personal experience?

So can we assume rammad90 was a former big time star who got drafted by the NBA and YouveBeenRammed at one time got....nevermind.

YouveBeenRammed said:
Advice from the wise and insightful YBR

Don't be a fool, always wrap your tool. Sex is like a box of chocalates, you never know what STDs you may get. You don't want to be burning the next day.

Carry on with this very ODD thread.
 
Mistachill said:
Don't people usually give advice based on personal experience?

So can we assume rammad90 was a former big time star who got drafted by the NBA and YouveBeenRammed at one time got....nevermind.

YouveBeenRammed said:
Advice from the wise and insightful YBR

Don't be a fool, always wrap your tool. Sex is like a box of chocalates, you never know what STDs you may get. You don't want to be burning the next day.

Carry on with this very ODD thread.

I channel my advice from the very insightful minds of Van Wilder and Forest Gump (with a spin) :D
 
My advice is have fun! Party as much as possible. Spend money! Practice and play hard! Put just enough money away to buy a small trailer on a ocean front lot and don't worry about getting old (it sucks anyway). These are the best days of your life! They end faster than you think.

Oh yeah don't forget to get that colonoscopy at age 50.
 
Midloglen said:
My advice is have fun! Party as much as possible. Spend money! Practice and play hard! Put just enough money away to buy a small trailer on a ocean front lot and don't worry about getting old (it sucks anyway). These are the best days of your life! They end faster than you think.

Oh yeah don't forget to get that colonoscopy at age 50.

And don't get arrested!
 
YouveBeenRammed said:
Midloglen said:
My advice is have fun! Party as much as possible. Spend money! Practice and play hard! Put just enough money away to buy a small trailer on a ocean front lot and don't worry about getting old (it sucks anyway). These are the best days of your life! They end faster than you think.

Oh yeah don't forget to get that colonoscopy at age 50.

And don't get arrested!

Get arrested, it's how you keep your name in the news. Just ask Big Ben.
 
God loves a workin man.

Don't trust whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.
 
Do what Malcolm Delaney is doing...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2010 ... id=5045219

Virginia Tech guard Malcolm Delaney says he is putting his name in for the NBA draft, but he does not plan to hire an agent.

That would allow Delaney to retain his eligibility and return for his senior season. He must take his name off the list of early entries by May 8 to return to Virginia Tech.

...at least give yourself options!
 
Sometimes I really wonder what makes people tick. With all the news of crazed athletes and their issues. How many times can a kid really hear good advice? It really doesn't hurt does it?

If I offended any of you on the board apologies. However, if you take issue with me giving advice just because you don't care to hear it well just deal with it!

I do admit the "stretch" advise was pretty good.
 
morrisar said:
Do what Malcolm Delaney is doing...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2010 ... id=5045219

Virginia Tech guard Malcolm Delaney says he is putting his name in for the NBA draft, but he does not plan to hire an agent.

That would allow Delaney to retain his eligibility and return for his senior season. He must take his name off the list of early entries by May 8 to return to Virginia Tech.

...at least give yourself options!
No doubt he enters his name. Can't blame him, hope he stays, and grows for another year and helps the program, if not, I wish him luck in his professional life and the Rams will continue to win.
 
vcubanana said:
morrisar said:
Do what Malcolm Delaney is doing...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2010 ... id=5045219

Virginia Tech guard Malcolm Delaney says he is putting his name in for the NBA draft, but he does not plan to hire an agent.

That would allow Delaney to retain his eligibility and return for his senior season. He must take his name off the list of early entries by May 8 to return to Virginia Tech.

...at least give yourself options!
No doubt he enters his name. Can't blame him, hope he stays, and grows for another year and helps the program, if not, I wish him luck in his professional life and the Rams will continue to win.

He indicated in the RTD article that if he did enter the draft that he would not withdraw. Not sure if he would hire an agent immediately or not, but testing the waters didn't seem to be part of his plan.
 
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