What's going on with our post players?

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I hadn't seen it discussed anywhere on the boards yet. Besides Skeen, no one's really producing! Anyone have any insight???
 
After consulting the experts (and we all know who they are) it turns out that Coach Smart still hates players over 6'6". That is why Larry transferred out because he wasn't expecting any PT. He also water boarded Joey until he finally admitted that he was really only 5'2".
 
I've noticed we really only have one tall cheerleader that can handstand from one end of the court to the other. We've got a bunch of tall cheerleaders, even taller than the one that can cross the whole court, but they can't cross the court. Some of em can only do 3 backflips in a row too guys! Like seriously, isn't this D1? I see some of the shorter, younger ones having a lot of potential, but who's gonna be the base of that pyramid come next season? If a small one slips, who will be there to catch it? And why the F- don't they have caramello's at the snack stand? They've got snickers, is a caramello too much to ask?
 
Sometimes said:
I hadn't seen it discussed anywhere on the boards yet. Besides Skeen, no one's really producing! Anyone have any insight???

I read the title as, "What's going on with our post, players?"

That makes it more funny to me. And still every bit as relevant.
 
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