Where is Sometimes?

VCUBeatsduke

VCUBeatsduke

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Its been a while since Sometimes has been around these parts... :?

DB is back and now we lose Sometimes?

VCUBeatsduke
 
Last I heard he was an undercover Hofstra fan politicking for the rights of the northern schools
 
Hey, everybody! Have no fear, I'm still here!

First, let me dismiss the horrible and hurtful allegations regarding Hofstra. I might have moved up North a bit, but if you think anyone from Brooklyn would want to have anything to do with those douches from Long Island, you're very, very mistaken.

Second, I apologize for my absence. I understand that without me around a certain void is left. A sort of emptiness in the souls of Ram Fans everywhere. However, although I have been very busy, rest assured that I will be around and annoying the heck out of everybody with drunken posts once the season begins.

"Busy?" you might ask. "What has been keeping you so busy?"

Well, to begin with, I have been heavily involved with creating and distributing the new vaccine for the "swine flu." I have also been spending about 20 hours per week tutoring inner-city youth; especially in the subjects of "Post-colonial Personal Identity" and "The Existential Crisis and You: What It Means To Not Exist." And, to top it all off, President Obama has been sending me on periodic trips to Iran as a Special Liaison for the Promotion of Democracy. I have also grown a beard.

If any of you need to contact me for any reason, please just send a message to my Personal Assistant, xjohnx.

I can't wait for basketball season! GO RAMS!

Thank you!
 
Whoooosh said:
What in the heck did I just watch??
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You have just been privileged enough to get an exclusive view of sometime's new life.
 
districtballer said:
Except Sometimes is neither from the South Shore or Queens. :lol:
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whatever. they're all the same up there. he's doing jaga-bambs as we speak.

however, i don't think i can picture Alex "getting his swell on" at the gym.... A protein supplement may be a good idea though.
 
Sometimes said:
Hey, everybody! Have no fear, I'm still here!

First, let me dismiss the horrible and hurtful allegations regarding Hofstra. I might have moved up North a bit, but if you think anyone from Brooklyn would want to have anything to do with those douches from Long Island, you're very, very mistaken.

Second, I apologize for my absence. I understand that without me around a certain void is left. A sort of emptiness in the souls of Ram Fans everywhere. However, although I have been very busy, rest assured that I will be around and annoying the heck out of everybody with drunken posts once the season begins.

"Busy?" you might ask. "What has been keeping you so busy?"

Well, to begin with, I have been heavily involved with creating and distributing the new vaccine for the "swine flu." I have also been spending about 20 hours per week tutoring inner-city youth; especially in the subjects of "Post-colonial Personal Identity" and "The Existential Crisis and You: What It Means To Not Exist." And, to top it all off, President Obama has been sending me on periodic trips to Iran as a Special Liaison for the Promotion of Democracy. I have also grown a beard.

If any of you need to contact me for any reason, please just send a message to my Personal Assistant, xjohnx.

I can't wait for basketball season! GO RAMS!

Thank you!
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Glad all is well in the world!

VCUBeatsduke
 
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